Alamak Chat #1 ( Teens16_19 )

*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) are you the real Tim Burton?? or some crazy fan

-> *Screwdriver* (35sec) Yes, I am him! The REAL Tim Burton.
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) no way...you arent the real tim burton....if you are prove it!!

-> *Screwdriver* (20sec) Okay. Would you like to see some of my art work?? http://home.acadia.net/userpages/joel/timburton/ti mart.htm

*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) holy shit you really are him!

-> *Screwdriver* (41sec) I am the real Tim Burton. How are you? Do you enjoy my work?
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154)my dad said if you really are him, then you should know where beetlejuice was shot, with your friend.

-> *Screwdriver* (59sec) No, that's Tim Horton. Damn, you haven't been to my film school yet? I'm disappointed in you.
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) Mike Kube Mcdoll was his name
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) he was a teacher at middleberry in Indiana right??

-> *Screwdriver* (34sec) No, that is incorrect. Your dad needs to gethis shit straight. Tim was actually a professor at NYU, so we did it on Long Island.
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) he did the nightmare before christmas too
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) why are you in the 16-19 room??

-> *Screwdriver* (21sec) Because I like to sodomize young men. Oh gosh, I hope you're not homophobic! That would be really bad publicity!! *nervous laughter*
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) whats wrong with you man..thats fucking sick

-> *Screwdriver* (97sec) So tell me, is your name in reference to the drink, or hopefully, in reference to the kinky tantric move i like to practice on young men? You have read the second edition of Kama Burton, have you not?
*Screwdriver* (64.77.154) uh i have a question.....if you are the real tim burton why would you put a pic of yourself with your autograph on it...seems like that would be something for a fan of your work would have

-> *Screwdriver* (28sec) Yes, well I like to try and look like a fan myself, so that people such as yourself will try and probe.....(heh, I said probe) me with your interrogational wit. Good job, you have done your Tim Burton fans well.



*nispro* (203.220.227) What the hell is a dendrofiliac?!?!?!?

-> *nispro* (18sec) a person that has sex with trees. heh
*nispro* (203.220.227) you are one funny motherfucker LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

-> *nispro* (11sec) ohhhh yesss. now give tim burton a big kiss on the bum.


*** Kick iliketreez by TimBurton (insults....also hurt my feeling *sob*).